Forty years ago today, Elvis Presley died at the age of just 42. 

- President Trump tweeted "Elvis is still missed! But if anyone knows the pressure of being "The King"... it's ME!!!"

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- Fans of Elvis who have always been able to visit his grave for free, are outraged that this year they're being charged $28.75 to pay their respects. 

- They claim almost $30 bucks is a Hunka Hunka Burning Cash. 

- Some said they had to sell their Blue Suede Shoes on ebay to afford a ticket. 

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Trump unleashed a firestorm yesterday when he said both the Neo-Nazi's and the Alt-Left protestors were responsible for the violence in Charlottesville over the weekend. 

- If the Prez puts his foot in his mouth anymore, he's going to get athletes tongue. 

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Fired White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci admitted in an interview that he wasn't cut out for the job. 

- The Mooch's first clue was getting fired after 10 days. 

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Samsung released a cryptic 37-second video promoting it's new Galaxy Note 8 which comes out next week. 

- They're really trying to get consumer's fired up about it. 

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Police in Texas are looking for a man who allegedly had sex with a neighbor's fence while in a drunken stupor and was videotaped by a woman on her Smart Phone. 

- Apparently this guy thinks that fences don't just make good neighbors, they make HOT neighbors. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick