16 years ago today we woke up to the terrorist attacks on the Twin Towers & the Pentagon... we would also learn of the heroism of the people on board a 4th airliner that crashed in Shanksville, Pennsylvania. God Bless America! 

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Sunday night's Miss America Pageant turned political when finalists were asked if Confederate statues should be torn down and if Prez Trump colluded with the Russians.

- What happened to the important question about Puffy Clouds??? 

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Matthew Stafford and the Lions won their season opener beating Arizona 35-23. 

- Let's all take a moment to savor the chance to say "The Lions have a winning record!" 

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The Tigers have converted their Lakeland, Florida training camp into a public shelter for victims of Hurricane Irma. 

- And just like that, the Tigers have more of a Prayer for redemption than Joel Osteen. 

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Hillary Clinton says that in an effort to get over her election loss, she took up yoga. 

- And if you've ever tried to do Yoga in a pantsuit you know just how hard she tried. 

- Bill taught her the "Downward Facing Intern" pose. 

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Celebrity Chef Anthony Bourdain said that if asked to cater a dinner for Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un, he'd poison both of them. 

- Dennis Rodman was outraged... that Bourdain would try to kill KJU.

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday! 

-Dick