People in NYC were shocked when a swarm of thousands of bees descended on a Hot Dog Cart. 

- Being New Yorkers, they were shocked because they expected Flies. 

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A study out of Britain found that Goats are attracted to humans with happy faces and that farmers should "smile" at barnyard animals to produce better meat. 

- To be honest, I stopped reading at "Goats are attracted to humans". 

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The new buzz word in social media is "Shadow Banning" - where users can put up whatever they want, but Twitter, etc... secretly keeps anyone from seeing the posts.

- I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure "Shadow Banning" was the name of the overnight guy at one of my radio stations. 

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China is using two-foot-tall robots to spend time with senior citizens.

- I've always said the best part of being a grandparent is getting to spoil your robot and then giving it back to it's designer!

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According to the Wall Street Journal, more and more Millennials are giving up Dating Apps and trying to meet potential partners in REAL LIFE. 

- Are they crazy??? That's never gonna work!!! I wonder who came up with that ridiculous idea???

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Kim Kardashian - who's had over $500,000 worth of "work done" including eight implants in her rear end - announced that she's "retiring" from plastic surgery.

- She realized it was time to call it quits when her butt started "beeping" every time she backed up. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick