Researchers say that a woman who was reportedly the “The World’s Oldest Woman Ever”, who died at the age of 122 (and a half!!!) in 1997, was a fraud who assumed her deceased mother’s identity and was really only 99. 

- Either way, she’s the first woman in history to lie about her age… and make herself OLDER.

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Madonna is taking heat on Social Media after appearing on a New Years Eve show with what look like gigantic butt implants.

- Hear more about it in her new hit “Like a Kardashian”.

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A former lesbian from Seattle claims she fell in love with the anonymous sperm donor who fathered the two daughters she had with her ex-wife after tracking him down for 11 years on Facebook.

- Don’tcha just love an old-fashioned romance??

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Good News/Bad news story out of China… Sales of Apple iPhones are way down.

- The Good News? Sales of Almond Boneless Chicken are way up.

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The British Army is trying to entice young recruits with ads praising the “Me Me Me Millennials” for their “strong self- belief” and “Snowflakes” for their “compassion”.

- British Millennials said they be happy to serve as long as their Drill Sergeant and enemy troops are “Nice” to them.

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Breaking news… Rapper Drake has unfriended Kim Kardashian on Instagram. 

- And to think I had such high hopes for 2019 would be a good year!

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RIP… Daryl Dragon, the “Captain” of Captain and Tennille has died of renal failure at the age of 76 with his longtime partner Toni Tennille at his side.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick