On this day in 1806 Ralph Wedgwood patented Carbon paper.

- Boy I didn’t CC that one coming.

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FACT: On this day in 1986 now GM Steve Yzerman was named Captain of the Red Wings, a title he would hold for over 1,300 games.

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79-year-old Sir Patrick Stewart announced that he’ll be starring in a new “Star Trek” Spinoff.

- In the new series, the “Enterprise” is a rental car he picks up at an airport in Miami.

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Bernie Sanders vows he’s headed back to the campaign trail after suffering a heart attack last week.

- Beto O’Rourke immediately blamed Sander’s heart attack on “White Privilege” and demanded that all Illegal Immigrants be given the same chance to have Heart Attacks that US Citizens enjoy.

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Lori Loughlan hasn’t gone to trial yet, but friends say she’s already shopping a prison tell-all book in the hopes of making millions from her possible jail sentence.

- Let’s hope she WRITES better than her daughter ROWED.

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Insiders say Democrats are again urging Michelle Obama to jump in the race for the White House but she says she’s not interested.

- “Over my dead body!” - - - said Hillary.

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43 percent of Americans surveyed say it’s okay to start decorating for the Holidays on November 1st.

- The other 57% never take the lights down.

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On this day in 1492… Christopher Columbus missed “discovering” Florida when he changed course.

- Making him the first person in history to curse Google Maps.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick