Shortened blog today… I’m on hold waiting to make my annual New Year’s Eve reservations at White Castle.

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Taylor Swift now has security cameras focused on her butt “at all times” after she was groped at a Meet and Greet in Colorado.

- She should get a second camera to stay focused on her ego.

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Pope Francis told his millions of followers to put down their phones during mealtime.

- He made the announcement on Twitter while having Christmas dinner at the Vatican.

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An Arizona man applied to have a swarm of bees approved for travel as his “Emotional Support Animal”… and his request was approved.

- So it’s okay to bring a hive full of live Bees on a plane but I can’t bring on more than 4 ounces of Honey??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday… the LAST DAY of 2019!

-Dick