House Democrats say they’re planning to subpoena 10 years of President Trump’s tax returns.
- Trump says if he owes anything, he’ll get Mexico to pay for it.
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The CEO of Warner Bros. is being investigated for sexual misconduct for allegedly exchanging auditions for sexual favors.
- The actress making the accusations is Daffy Duck’s girlfriend.
- I wish I had more details, but That’s All Folks!
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A billionaire diamond trader has died in Paris after suffering a heart attack during a penis enlargement operation
- Sad. But…What a way to go!
- Doctors say they warned him about the risks of Erective Surgey… but he wouldn’t listen.
- The official name of the surgical procedure is “A Reverse Bobbitt”.
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According to a new study of Millionaires, the majority of those who went on to become financially successful had a “C” average in school.
- Proving once again that you can’t spell “Success” without a couple of C’s.
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6 Taco Bell employees in Philadelphia beat up a man and his girlfriend because of what they call “stress from too many delivery orders”.
- That’s Nacho average defense strategy.
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Popeyes has unveiled a “Mardis Gras Bead Box” that will allow people to wear a box of chicken around their necks at next’s years parade.
- Yet another way to flash your Breasts during Mardi Gras.
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Fed-Ex is developing a battery-powered same-day delivery robot that can travel 10 miles an hour, carry up to 100 pounds and even make it through pot holes.
- I once owned a ‘74 Chevy Vega with a whole in the floor that could do the same thing.
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Thoughts and Prayers to Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek who announced yesterday that he’s been diagnosed with Stage IV Pancreatic Cancer.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!
-Dick