Bruce Springsteen announced that he’s recording a new album and going back on tour with the E Street Band in the fall.
- Although at 67, Bruce is now calling it the “EKG Band”.
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Nineteen people were injured chasing an 8 pound wheel of cheese down a hill during Britain’s annual “Cheese Roll”.
- So this is what people in England do when they’re not arguing about Brexit.
- Officials announced they’re cancelling next years event saying “It’s time to cut the cheese”.
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One of the stars of Game of Thrones says the coffee cup left on a table during a scene wasn’t from Starbucks but “was from Costco”.
- Apparently one of the producers got the cup when he was at Costco picking up a Rotisserie Mutton Leg and Pallet of Crossbows.
- FYI: Yesterday marked the anniversary of the “Last Day of the Middle Ages”. (True!) Apparently they woke up on a Wednesday and said, “Well that was fun! Time to move on”.
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Sharon Osbourne is getting more plastic surgery done in August so when she comes back to “The Talk” in the fall she will have a whole new look.
- She says her husband Ozzie “won’t be able to recognize me”. But to be honest, Ozzie didn’t recognize her at breakfast this morning.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger has made his rapping debut in the video for a new song called "Pump It Up".
- He’s going by the name “Snoop Dog Schwarzenegger”.
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Cher posted a Tweet saying she hoped that President Trump would be jailed and sexually assaulted by “Bubba Bob” in prison.
- If only Cher could put out hit records as often as she Tweets, she’d actually have a CAREER.
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A Louisiana woman was arrested for beating up her wife after she accidentally put her marijuana in the wash.
- Doesn’t she know your supposed to Launder the MONEY… NOT the DRUGS???
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!
-Dick