A survey by the Wall Street Journal found that a growing number of retirees are attending “Sleep Away Camps” that offer canoeing, aerobics and archery.
- One Retiree said “it was great” …until no one showed up for parents weekend.
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Airlines are closer to adopting “SkyRider Seats” where passengers sit on a cushioned “saddle” with their Legs and feet dangling off the sides - like riding a horse.
- Just when you thought airline seats couldn’t get any more uncomfortable…
- Instead of announcing “Prepare for Take-off” the pilot just yells “Giddy-Up!”
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Joy Behar and Meghan McCain got into a shouting match on “The View” Wednesday with McCain calling Behar a “B***h” after Behar said Trump supporters hate “Black people and Immigrants”.
- I wish Joy and Meghan would make like Thelma and Louise and drive over a cliff.
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Experts say the World’s Population will stop growing by the beginning of 2100.
- You mean the world’s NOT gonna end in 12 years like AOC said???
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Lindsay Lohan lashed out at the NY Post after they reported that the Beach Resort she owns is closing -saying she did it so she can concentrate on opening “Lindsayland” resort in Dubai.
- Lindsayland will feature a roller coaster called “Spaced Out Mountain” and an Open Bar.
- Wow. This makes Micheal Jackson’s “Neverland” seem almost normal.
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According to a new poll, nearly 40% of 18-24 year olds say they haven’t applied deodorant or antiperspirant in the last month.
- Which isn’t as bad as it sounds since they rarely do anything that makes them work up a sweat.
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Mick Jagger is back to performing after heart surgery earlier this year, but an insider claims he has three doctors traveling with him at all times and he wears a heart monitor while on stage.
- If he needs a defribulator Mick is supposed to yell, “START ME UP!”
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!
-Dick