Fall officially arrived this morning at 3:50.

- On the bright side… there are only 178 more days until SPRING!!!

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Elizabeth Warren is now leading all Democrats in the state of Iowa.

- Which reminds me… What’s up with this Indian Summer??

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Some are criticizing VP Pence for using an 8 car motorcade during a conference on vehicle-free Mackinac Island over the weekend.

- One resident said, “This stinks!” But it turns out he wasn’t talking about the cars… he was talking about the horse poop.

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An NPR study found that overweight cats are having a harder time slimming down than ever before.

- Are they not aware of the Catkins Diet?

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A new survey found that the average woman enjoys just twenty-five minutes Outside per day.

- She’s actually Outside for three hours… but she doesn’t enjoy the 2 hours 35 minutes she spends watching her 7 year old’s soccer game.

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Kim Kardashian and her sister Kylie Jenner were laughed at by the Emmy audience last night after claiming their show, "Keeping Up With The Kardashians," was "real" and "unscripted."

- Kylie was upset, but Kim… not so much. She’s used to being the butt of jokes.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick