And the 2020 Presidential Election drags on…

- Trump is busy filing lawsuits and Biden is taking a nap.

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As of this writing, ballots in 4 states are still being counted… In more important news…The adult film website “PornHub” required users to prove they voted before they could view the X-Rated website.

- You don’t wanna know where they had users put their “I Voted” stickers.

- It’s nice to see Porn watchers standing up for their favorite candidate.

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Oregon voted to Decriminalize possession of small amounts of drugs including Heroin, Cocaine and LSD.

- Awesome. Something ELSE the “peaceful protestors” in Portland won’t be arrested for.

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A study at Loyola University Chicago found that among people aged 25 to 40, exercise may lead to WEIGHT GAIN, not WEIGHT LOSS.

- This is exactly why I gave up exercising when I turned 40 last year.

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Due to a sharp rise in COVID cases, IKEA base Sweden has limited cafes and restaurants to 8 people per table. 

- To add insult to injury, those 8 people have to BUILD the table before they’re allowed to sit down. 

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez slammed Democrats for not putting in enough of an effort to win over Latino voters after Joe Biden underperformed with Hispanics in states like Florida.

- And you know the old saying, “If AOC ain’t Happy… Ain’t NOBODY Happy”. 

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A Kentucky couple got a free year’s supply of Mayonnaise as a wedding gift from Hellman’s because of their names: Marissa Helms and David Mayo.

- Hellman’s also gave them some advice for their Honeymoon… “Use a Condiment”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick