Despite a terrible showing in the South Carolina Primary, Elizabeth Warren says she’ll “Fight all the way to the end”.

- Boy, if I had an Indian Nickel for every time I heard a candidate say that.

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“Mayor Pete” Buttigieg ended his Presidential bid after a disappointing showing in South Carolina.

- Too bad. Pete’s husband would have made the most handsome first man since Mamie Eisenhower.

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The U.S. has signed a Peace Deal with the Taliban, putting an end to our Nation’s longest War.

- Trusting the Taliban to stick to a “Peace” Deal is kind of like trusting Michael Moore with the keys to Pizza Hut.

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Joe Biden scored a big win in the South Carolina Primary on Saturday. Right now, Joe is partying like it’s 1999.

- Because he thinks it IS.

- Joe said he was surprised so many people want him to be President, which makes sense considering he thinks he’s running for the SENATE.

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Bernie Sanders raised $46.5 million dollars in the month of February.

- To put that in perspective, that’s enough to pay for one year of “Medicare for SOME”.

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MSNBC Host Chris Mathews is being accused of inappropriately flirting with a female guest.

- Where was the outrage when Chris said “I got a tingle up my leg when I heard Obama speak”??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick