Despite a terrible showing in the South Carolina Primary, Elizabeth Warren says she’ll “Fight all the way to the end”.
- Boy, if I had an Indian Nickel for every time I heard a candidate say that.
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“Mayor Pete” Buttigieg ended his Presidential bid after a disappointing showing in South Carolina.
- Too bad. Pete’s husband would have made the most handsome first man since Mamie Eisenhower.
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The U.S. has signed a Peace Deal with the Taliban, putting an end to our Nation’s longest War.
- Trusting the Taliban to stick to a “Peace” Deal is kind of like trusting Michael Moore with the keys to Pizza Hut.
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Joe Biden scored a big win in the South Carolina Primary on Saturday. Right now, Joe is partying like it’s 1999.
- Because he thinks it IS.
- Joe said he was surprised so many people want him to be President, which makes sense considering he thinks he’s running for the SENATE.
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Bernie Sanders raised $46.5 million dollars in the month of February.
- To put that in perspective, that’s enough to pay for one year of “Medicare for SOME”.
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MSNBC Host Chris Mathews is being accused of inappropriately flirting with a female guest.
- Where was the outrage when Chris said “I got a tingle up my leg when I heard Obama speak”??
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dick