Tuesday night North America experienced the first full moon of Spring - known as the “Pink Super Moon”. The “Pink Super Moon” only occurs once a year.

- Unless you count the times Kim Kardashian drops her pants.

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Speaking of Kim… She and her mother, Kris Jenner have teamed up to produce a limited edition perfume in time for Mother’s Day.

- Kim says she’ll team up with her “Other Mom” - Caitlyn Jenner - for a special “You Used to Be My Father’s Day” Fragrance.

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As if COVID-19 isn’t stressful enough during the day, sleep experts say many Americans are having their sleep disrupted by “Pandemic Dreams” - which they describe as “Weird, Vivid and Scary”.

- I thought “Weird, Vivid and Scary” were three of the Spice Girls.

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Michael Moore says he tried to help Hillary Clinton’s Presidential run by creating a comedy all-star team to write material for her during 2016 but she turned him down.

- Hard to believe she turned him down! When I think COMEDY I think Michael Moore!

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Officials at an Animal Theme Park in Hong Kong say that with no visitors to occupy their time, two Giant Pandas - “Ying Ying” and “Le Le” are spending their Quarantine time having sex.

- So we’ve got a Tiger at the Bronx Zoo with the Virus (True) and now we’ve got a Panda-Demic.

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In other animal news… Zookeepers say they’re having to comfort animals who are anxious and confused by a lack of visitors to zoos on lockdown, and have become “Emotional Support Humans”.

- Great. Soon they’ll be allowing the animals to take “Emotional Support Humans” on airplanes!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick