Elon Musk has explained why he named his new son “X AE A-12”… tweeting: “X, the unknown variable, AE, my Elven spelling of Ai (love &/or Artificial intelligence), A-12 = precursor to SR-17 (my favorite aircraft) and A is “Archangel” (girlfriends favorite song).”

- That’s exactly what I thought!

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle celebrated their son Archie's first birthday by posting a video of Meghan reading the children's book "Duck! Rabbit!”

- I thought Meghan would have chosen “Curious George Screws The Royal Family”.

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The lockdown has cancelled the annual week-long “World Naked Bike Ride” but the Portland, Oregon chapter is encouraging riders to strip down and take a spin on “World Naked Bike Ride DAY” on June 27th.

- How about just calling it the “Schwinn SCHWING!”

- I’m thinking they may end up with more than playing cards caught in the spokes.

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Some out-of-work chefs from NYC’s top restaurants are taking new jobs as a “Personal Chef” for BILLIONAIRES during the lockdown.

- I hear Amazon’s Jeff Bezos prefers PRIME Rib.

- Obviously the Billionaires haven’t “Mastered the Microwave” like I have. I don’t want to brag… but I can reheat a half a chicken sandwich in under 10 seconds!

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Disney said their profits are down 91 PERCENT from last year because of Park closures due to the Pandemic.

- It’s so bad that all Seven of the Dwarves are now Grumpy.

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Barack Obama will deliver a commencement address to all the graduating classes of 2020 in a YouTube special.

- The speech is titled “If You Like Your Diploma… You Can Keep Your Diploma”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick