A man in Ohio spent 40 days building a massive Halloween skeleton out of foam and PVC piping that looks like it’s clutching his house.

- If you need help with YOUR Haunted House… Keep it simple! Do as I do… “Call the Belvedere Construction Company at Tyler 8- 7100, Because They Do Good Work”.

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A new study finds that lack of sleep can affect the way you walk.

- If that’s true… I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that John Wayne was an Insomniac.

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Webster’s is adding 455 new words to the Dictionary including “Air Fryer”, “Super-Spreader” and “Dad Bod”.

- Isn’t having a “Super Spreader” waistline how you end up with a Dad-Bod in the first place?

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Some parents are upset after a female Florida school board member took a group of elementary school children on a field trip to a Gay Bar and posted pictures of the outing on Social Media.

- Read all about it in the new kid’s book, “It’s Okay for George to be Curious about Steve!”

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Six months after breaking the world record by giving birth to Nonuplets - that’s NINE BABIES - at a hospital in Casablanca, the proud Mom and Dad are ready to take their five girls and four boys home.

- It’s like the movie! But this time in Casablanca… the Woman said, “Next time, I’ll wear Gray… and you wear a Condom”.

- As the family left Casablanca General, the doctor looked at the babies and said, “Here’s looking at you…KIDS”.

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Political insiders said Tim Allen - the longtime voice of Buzz Lightyear has been dropped from the latest spin off of Toy Story because he’s a Conservative. Buzz will be played by an actor known for his liberal views.

- If I were Tim… I’d sue ‘em to Infinity and Beyond.

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Happy Belated Birthday to Hillary Clinton who turned 72 this week!

- She celebrated with a Pizza Party at Chuck E Schumer’s.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick