Today is the 80th Anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Japanese… the event that so enraged the American public that the US entered World War II against Japan. Just 4 days later, Hitler’s Germany declared war on the US… and so we found ourselves at War with both adversaries at the same time. Three and a half years later… after the biggest World War in history… the US and it’s Allies declared Victory.

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President Biden and Russian Prez Vladimir Putin are holding a Zoom Call today… with Biden expected to warn Putin that the US will impose significant economic sanctions on Russia if Putin invades Ukraine.

- Translation: Hunter’s going to buy his drugs from someone else.

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The 4th of VP Kamala Harris’s top staffers is calling it quits… with more reportedly also ready to walk - as rumors of dysfunction in her office continue to swirl.

- The Prez immediately put her in charge of finding “The Root Cause of why people don’t want to work for her”.

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29% of people polled point the finger at their Mom as the most likely culprit to feed their dog under the table during dinner.

- So Mom FEEDS the dog dinner… And then Dad BLAMES the dog for what happens AFTER dinner.

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Actor Tom Holland - famous for playing “Spiderman” will be playing legendary Fred Astaire in an upcoming movie.

- They have someone in mind to play Fred Astaire’s traditional dancing partner… but turns out Caitlyn Jenner’s feet are too big to fit in Ginger Roger’s shoes.

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Hurray!! Hurray!! Today’s the Day!!! It’s the LAST day of Open Enrollment in the Medicare Advantage Program… and that means NO MORE TV COMMERCIALS running OVER and OVER and OVER… with Joe Namath, Jimmy “JJ” Walker and William Shatner… (Although, to be honest, I thought Shatner a good job). So now it’s back to Gardner White commercials! I hear they’re having a sale!!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick