Despite COVID fears, Japan hosted it’s annual “Naked Festival” featuring hundreds of men wearing nothing but loincloths and socks.
- In America - we call this “Sunday at Anthony Weiner’s House”.
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Dominion Voting Systems is suing MyPillow C.E.O. Mike Lindell for $1.3 BILLION over his claims that they engaged in Election Fraud.
- $1.3 BILLION is a lot of money. Ya gotta wonder how Mike is sleepin’ at night.
- Hopefully he keeps a lot of cash stuffed under his “My Pillow and Sheets”.
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A new OnePoll survey finds three-quarters of Americans feel they need to Escape the Real World due to the stress of COVID-19.
- And the majority of those who successfully Escaped the Real World became members of Congress and moved to D.C.
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Another tradition lost to COVID… Dairy Queen has canceled “Free Cone Day 2021” - its annual First Day of Spring giveaway.
- So we’ll have to settle for what we usually get the first day of Spring in Michigan… A Blizzard.
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Actress and #MeToo Activist Rose McGowan has revealed that she’s now a permanent resident of Mexico.
- She’s now the leader of the "#MeDos Movement.
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71 year old Lionel Ritchie has a new 30 year old Girlfriend.
- Hello??
- She’s so young, she’s only TWO Times a Lady.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick
A new Dating App called “Dig” is designed to match up Dog lovers with like-minded singles who want to meet for a Pet Friendly Date.
- The creators say the Pet angle really gives them a leg up on the completion. (At least the boys).
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A Zookeeper in Germany managed to escape injury after she was attacked by a Lion.
- Apparently the Detroit Lions aren’t the only ones incapable of inflicting injury on their opponents.
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Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes and his girlfriend announced the birth of their new baby girl… Sterling Skye Mahomes.
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A new study finds Solar Energy Farms could contribute to Global Warming.
- The American Council of Cows responded, “We TOLD YA it wasn’t all our fault!”.
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Dunkin' Donuts is now selling Wedding Merchandise with their name on it.
- They even have a Donut shaped ring box… which goes great with the Grooms Glazed Over eyes.-
Dr. Fauci says that even if everyone gets Vaccinated, Americans may need to wear masks until 2022.
- Raise your hand if you think he’s just messing with us at this point.
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Researchers at the University of Arkansas say that whether or not newlyweds feel satisfied during the first years of their marriage comes down to a single “Gene” in our DNA.
- The study also found that women would enjoy Motherhood more if they had Mom “Jeans”.