Joy Behar’s reaction to Meghan McCain’s announcement that she’s leaving “The View” has gone viral on the internet - with people saying Joy just couldn’t hide her happiness.
- I don’t think Joy looks “Happy”… I think she looks like she needs more fiber in her diet.
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The International Olympic Committee has finally made a decision… NO SPECTATORS will be allowed at the Summer Olympics in Tokyo which start in just two weeks.
- On a bright note… they’re in talks with Phil Collins to perform at the Opening Ceremonies with his hit, “Sushi, Sushi, Su-shi-dio”. (Does anybody know what that song was about?? I played it 600 times and have no idea!)
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As violent crime continues to rise across the country, Democrats - who have supported the “Defund the Police” movement for more than a year - are trying to blame it on the Republicans.
- Really? I’m pretty sure we can Pin this tale on the Donkey.
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After being released from Prison last week, Bill Cosby says he wants to tour the country… “Talking to folks about being better citizens”.
- Here’s an idea: How about Bill starts the whole “being a better citizen” thing by keeping his Jell-O Pudding Pop in his pants??
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A United Airlines flight from Maui to Newark, New Jersey was delayed after a bird got on the plane.
- What does it say about where we are today that even the Birds have gotten so lazy they don’t want to fly themselves anymore??
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New texts show that Hunter Biden spent thousands of dollars PER SESSION with Prostitutes in cities across the U.S.
- Or as CNN reported it… “President Biden’s Son Hunter Creates Hundreds of High Paying Jobs for Women”.
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Police are searching for a man who set off fireworks in a bathroom at a public park in Florida after he was seen fleeing the stall as it exploded.
- Are they SURE it was the fireworks??
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!
-Dick