The new “Mu” Covid Variant has now been found in every state but Nebraska - which is another reason the CDC is recommending a third “Booster Shot”.

- They’ve even come up with a sure fire way to get people to take the the “Booster”… Introducing “Pfizer’s Pumpkin Spice Vaccine”.

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Ettiquette experts at the Emily Post Institute say it’s okay to wear white after Labor Day… and that it’s perfectly fine to wear black and brown together.

- I don’t mean to brag… but I took a lot of heat for wearing brown shoes with a black tux when I interviewed the then Bruce Jenner at the Auto Show a few years back. Check out my shoes! Turns out I was ahead of my time!!

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The federal unemployment bonuses enacted for COVID officially ended over the weekend.

- So now people are going to have to make money the old fashioned way… Ask their parents for it.

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A new report claims humans will soon use “Smart Toilets” to track health.

- Scientists say it’s the perfect health monitoring tool “For People on the Go”.

- Question: If toilets are so “smart”… why don’t they clean themselves??

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Biden Transportation Secretary Pete Buttegieg and his husband were called out for announcing the birth of their two babies by posting a pic of themselves holding the infants while laying in a hospital bed.

- Things sure have changed… In my day, Dad’s weren’t allowed in the room during the delivery. Now, Dad’s aren’t even allowed there for the conception.

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Angelina Jolie says she feels traumatized from her marriage to Brad Pitt.

- But not nearly as traumatized as we all are from hearing about their endless divorce.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick