Yesterday at a Press Conference, President Biden called Fox News reporter Peter Doocy a “Stupid Son of a Bitch”. He later called Doocy to “Clear the air” and told him “It isn’t personal, pal”.

- You know, just like when the people in the Wuhan lab didn’t mean it “Personally” when they unleashed COVID onto the ENTIRE WORLD.

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To help make up for the nationwide blood shortage, Krispy Kreme is offering a FREE dozen donuts to anyone who can show proof that they donated blood to the Red Cross… or any other blood donor organization.

- Like, for example… the Mafia.

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Kim Kardashian and Hillary Clinton were seen together at a hip cafe in LA filming an episode of a TV show loosely based on Hillary’s 2019 book “Gutsy Women”.

- What a dynamic duo! Regarding her election loss, Hillary won’t turn the other cheek… and if Kim turns the other cheek about ANYTHING, she’ll knock somebody’s eye out.

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Micheal Avenatti… who represented Stormy Daniels in her failed lawsuit against former President Trump, will be back in court today - this time facing charges that he forged her signature in order to steal more than $300,000 from her.

- Which wasn’t easy to do considering it was all in singles.

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Pamela Anderson is calling it quits with her 5th husband - Bodyguard - Dan Hayhurst after just one year of marriage.

- It may have only been a year… but Pam said it felt like “Forever”. Which makes sense. Like her scenes on Baywatch, they started out fast and ended up in Slo-Motion.

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A study from the University of Amherst in Massachusetts found that Vaccinated moms pass on COVID Antibodies to their breastfeeding babies.

-Well, what about all the MEN out there who the WOKE LEFT tell us are able to have babies?? You know - the “Pregnant PERSONS”?? Can’t they breastfeed and pass on the antibodies too?? Problem solved!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick