Norwegian Cruise Line confirmed that New York City has approached the company inquiring about using a cruise ship to house an influx of illegal immigrants to the city.

- Here’s an idea… Maybe they could swing the boat by Ellis Island and have the immigrants get off and enter the country the old fashioned way?

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According to a new poll, 4 in 5 Americans believe that if animals were able to talk like people, Dogs would be the first to speak up.

- Some male dogs already DO talk… When they see a pretty girl dog walk by, the first thing you hear is… “Woof!”

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53% of those polled say they imagine their favorite pet would have a certain tone, accent, or pattern of speaking.

- For example, People with English Bull Dogs think they’d speak “Proper English”, German Shepard’s would “Bark Orders” and French Bulldogs “Would laugh while they Oui Oui” all over your carpet.

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“Bros”… Billed as Hollywoods’s first “All-Gay Romantic-Comedy” bombed at the box office bringing in just $5 MILLION nationwide in it’s opening weekend.

- I guess that means they’re gonna pull the plug on “When Harry Met Stanley” and “Thelma Loves Louise”.

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A pregnant Florida woman braved strong winds and potentially dangerous flooding to get to a hospital after she went into labor during Hurricane Ian.

- Both Mom and Baby are doing well… although Mom says that both she and her basement are still retaining water.

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A man was arrested at an airport in China for illegally importing almost 500-pounds of chicken, beef, and pork stuffed in his luggage.

- What’s even worse… his bags containing the side of white rice, egg rolls and Sweet & Sour Sauce got lost and ended up at another airport.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick