Researchers say there’s a Global Sperm Crisis… with Sperm Counts from across the world falling by 50% between 1973 and 2018 - something that experts say could “Threaten the survival of Mankind”.

- Guys… Are we gonna stand for this??

- In the words of Dorie from “Finding Nemo”… Just Keep Swimming!

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At the G-20 Summit in Bali… President Biden skipped dinner, causing some to worry he was feeling ill.

- But it turns out they have a different cable system in Bali and “Matlock” came on right when the soup was served.

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Robert Kennedy Jr. says he is “Baffled” by his family’s decision to give Prince Harry & Meghan Markle their prestigious “Ripple of Hope” Humanitarian Award… but said it’s a “Step up” from last year’s winner… Dr. Fauci.

- In a related story… The family announced that they’ll be handing out the “Ted Kennedy Excellence In Driving Award” to Billy Joel at a Gala next year.

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The most recent data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention shows over seven in 10 U.S. adults aged 20 and older are either overweight or obese.

- I bring that up in case you’re looking for something to talk about while having seconds of mashed potatoes and gravy at Thanksgiving dinner.

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The American Academy of Pediatric Medicine - who has come out in favor of “gender affirming procedures” for children under 18 - says they DO NOT believe that children under 18 should be allowed to get a tattoo WITH OR WITHOUT PARENTAL CONSENT because it PERMANENTLY ALTERS THEIR BODY and they “Can’t change it back”.

- So the bottom line here is… a Tramp Stamp is a No-No… But having your John Wayne “Bobbitted” is Okey Dokey!

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Facial hair enthusiasts gathered at a bar in Wyoming to create the worlds longest Beard. The group of men stood side by side and clipped their beards together to create a hairy chain that was measured at 150 feet long.

- The guys got some GREAT pictures they wanted to show their wives or girlfriends… if they had any.

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Thoughts and Prayers go out to Jay Leno who is in the Hospital in Los Angeles recovering from 3rd degree burns on his face and hands. Jay was working on one of his vintage cars when a fuel leak led to an explosion.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick