This afternoon, Nancy Pelosi made it official that she will NOT serve in a leadership role now that the Republicans won the house… but WILL serve out her term as Representative from San Francisco. Republican Kevin McCarthy is on track to take over as Speaker of the House.
Meanwhile the Speaker in MY House is named Alexa.
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Yesterday on “The View”, Joy Behar announced that Whoopi Goldberg has tested positive for Covid and will be absent from the show until she recovers.
- Here’s an idea… How about the WHOLE SHOW takes a week off??!!??!!
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In a viral video that has racked up over 8 million views on Tik Tok, a Groom is seen showing up for his wedding in a Casket, solemnly carried to the altar by his six Groomsmen.
- How did the Bride react? Let's just say she went with the Something Old, Borrowed and New for the Ceremony... and saved the "Something Blue" for the Wedding night.
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White Castle has released a recipe for "Kicking' Southwest Stuffin'" for the Holidays that you can make at home by mixing fresh ingredients with White Castle's Jalapeño Cheese Sliders.
- So… I’m supposed to go to White Castle, buy a sack ‘o sliders, take ‘em home and shove ‘em in a raw turkey and cook ‘em again??? YUM!!!
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California police arrested a man for stealing a shopping cart jam packed with gallons of Tide laundry detergent… and when they ran his name, they found out he was already wanted for MURDER.
- And now apparently he’s looking to get into Money Laundering.
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A septuagenarian woman led authorities on a 112 mph chase on an Oregon highway… blowing her tires out along the way. Cops had to spike the 75 YEAR OLD WOMAN’S tires 7 times to get her to stop.
- And unfortunately Cops didn’t buy her excuse that she was in labor and rushing to get to the hospital.
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An Australian law student was caught passing through airport security with her deceased boyfriend’s ashes hidden in a sex toy.
- Before you judge.... everyone grieves in their own way. .
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here friday!
-Dick