It's National Bathtub Party Day... So grab your Mr. Bubble & Rubber Ducky and do what Bert, Ernie & Dickie Do!

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Sesame Street icon Bob McGrath - who starred as “Friendly neighbor Bob Johnson” on the show from 1967 to 2017 has died at the age of 91.

- His funeral is being brought to you by the letters… “R”, “I” and “P”.

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Guns 'N Roses lead singer Axl Rose announced that after 30 years... the band is ending their tradition of finishing their concerts by throwing the microphone and mic stand into the crowd… because one of their fans got hit in the face and threatened to sue.

- Boy how times change. 30 years ago the fan would have said... "This is SO COOL. I hope it leaves a HUGE SCAR!!!" And now it's like... "My Medicare Part B Doesn't Cover stitches...".

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New research found that Self-Service Touch Screens at Grocery Stores are loaded with e coli and other illness inducing bacteria that can literally make you sick.

- Just something to think about while your standing there for 15 minutes waiting for the clerk... as the "Help is on the Way" light blinks on and off over your head and everybody in line stares at you.

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The world’s largest active volcano, Mauna Loa on the Big Island of Hawaii, continues to erupt... and can even be seen from space.

- Then again, so can Kim Kardashian’s Butt so I guess it’s not that big a deal.

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The Rolling Stones plan to release what they’re calling their “Ultimate LIVE Greatest Hits Album.”

- They better hurry... I mean, “Time ISN’T Necessarily on Their Side”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick