It’s Paczki Day aka “Fat Tuesday”! The day we down those delictable doughy doughnuts filled with decadent delights. After much research… I have concluded that Strawberry-filled is my favorite. However, have we learned nothing from the Pandemic?? Science is always changing!! So I will continue researching other flavors as the day goes on. In the interest on Science, of course.

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The House of Representatives announced that it’s lifting it’s Mask Mandate… just in time for President Biden’s State of the Union Speech… meaning masks will be “optional” for the big event.

- Proving that once again they’re following the Science… POLITICAL Science.

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Ukraine’s ambassador to the United Nations called on Russian President Vladimir Putin to take a cue from another maniacal dictator saying, “If he wants to kill himself, he doesn’t need to use nuclear arsenal. He has to do what the guy in Berlin did in a bunker in May 1945.”

- As I recall that caused quite a Fuehrer.

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As the invasion of Ukraine continues, Russian President Putin has reportedly moved his family members to an “Underground city” in Siberia that features a “high tech bunker” that was designed to “survive a nuclear war”.

- Before we get all nervous… I’d like to point out that it IS Spring Break time!

- Maybe he’s just trying to relax by building a little shanty and doing some ice fishing… ya know, to take his mind of off things.

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Kim Kardashian is back in Los Angeles after flying home from Fashion Week in Milan, Italy in her $95 MILLION Private Jet.

- You could tell it was a Kardashian plane because the two “Wings” were filled with silicone and the tail section was so big the plane could barely get off the ground.

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Speaking of Kim… According to a new report, her soon to be ex-husband, Kanye West says he wants to "redesign the world."

- What a coincidence! He’s the SECOND GUY in less than a week who announced he wants to do that.

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The international Olympic Committee is urging sports leagues to cancel events in Russia to protest the invasion of Ukraine.

- Pretty strong words coming from the group who just threw the biggest sporting event of them all IN CHINA.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick