Just a month and a half after announcing his retirement, yesterday, Tom Brady announced that he will “Un-retire” and return to the NFL for a 23rd season… rejoining the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

- Would it have killed him to play just ONE SEASON with the Lions??

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Russia is threatening to leave an American astronaut stranded on the International Space Station in response to US Economic Sanctions.

- Well… apparently… Vlad hasn’t heard of a little app called UBER!!!

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After 2 years of lockdowns… Florida is currently seeing more than half a million college students hitting the beach for Spring Break.

- Finally! Parents are back to worrying about their kids getting the TRADITIONAL viruses that spread during Spring Break! HINT: Think Madonna.

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A Zogby poll shows that 4 in 10 New Yorkers plan on fleeing the state because of high taxes.

- The other 6 in 10 are fleeing because they’re sick of being pushed onto the NYC Subway tracks.

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New research found that following a high protein diet can lower men’s testosterone levels, which can lead to erectile dysfunction, low sperm counts and ultimately make it difficult for men to become Dads.

- But nowadays there’s an easy fix! Just identify as a woman and then you can become a Mom!

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“The Batman” was #1 at the Box Office again this weekend bringing in $66 MILLION… while another movie, “Jackass Forever” brought in just $1.1 Million.

- For those of you who haven’t seen the films, “The Batman” tells the story of a young Bruce Wayne and “Jackass Forever” is a retrospective of the life of Alec Baldwin.

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RIP… Actor William Hurt, the Oscar-winning star of "Kiss of the Spider Woman," "The Big Chill," and "Broadcast News," has died at 71 of “Natural Causes”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick