Thank you all so much for the kind Birthday wishes and comments yesterday! I had a great day celebrating with the family. I didn’t make it to 7-Eleven for my free Slurpee but I did make it to Chick fil A for a couple of of Grilled Chicken Sandwiches. They were delicious… but by the time I got through the line, I thought I was ANOTHER year older!

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It’s National Cow Appreciation Day! And if I know Cows… they’re gonna Milk this for all it’s worth.

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After Donald Trump publicly criticized Elon Musk for pulling out of the Twitter deal - calling him a “Bull**** artist”, Musk tweeted that he thinks its time for Trump to “Hang up his hat and sail into the Sunset”.

- Personally I think it’s time for all of US to Hang onto OUR hats… because this is about to get FUN!!

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A conservative nonprofit estimated that California has spent over $500 million on diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives, including spending nearly $50,000 on "Racial Equity" trainings for the state Fish and Wildlife Department.

- Well it’s about time they came to grips with “Whitefish Privilege”!

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A Brazilian influencer had to be wheeled through a Portuguese airport after she experienced “horrible pain” and was unable to walk because she was afraid to “break wind” in front of her boyfriend whom she was traveling with.

- Wasn’t it Bob Dylan who asked, “How many Airports… Must a Girl be Wheeled, Thru? Before She Can Be Honest With Her Man? The Answer My Friend… Is Blowin’ in the Wind. The Answer is Blowin’ in the Wind”.

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Police in a small town in Maine tracked down a Sheep who had escaped from a local farm, coaxed it into the backseat of their cruiser and gave it a ride home.

- All told, the Sheep was only on the Lam for about an hour. (Ba da Boom)

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The World Health Organization (WHO) is updating their guidance to “Recognize gender and sexual diversity” by saying “Sex is NOT LIMITED to being Male or Female”.

- Really?? It’s AMAZING!! Everyday we’re learning something new!!!

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This summer England celebrated the 50th Anniversary of its Lawn Mower Racing Championships.

- It’s just like Formula One Racing, except instead of wearing a fireproof suit and a helmet, all the drivers wear black socks, sandals, Bermuda shorts, and a “World’s Best Dad” T-Shirt.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick