Pics of a rather pasty, shirtless Elon Musk vacationing on board a yacht in Mykonos, Greece have gone viral.
- The RICHEST man in the world also looks to be the WHITEST man in the world… He looks like the Poster Boy for what some people refer to as “WHITE Privilege”.
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A heatwave continues to sweep across much of Europe… affecting millions of homes and businesses most of which have no AC.
- For a minute I thought that read No “AOC” and I thought… “Lucky Europe!”
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Temps soared over 100 degrees in England yesterday causing an Airport Runway to buckle.
- Experts say they haven’t seen a Runway give way like that since Micheal Moore modeled for “Harry’s Big and Tall” Spring Fashion Show.
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Brad Pitt raised eyebrows at the premiere of his new action movie “Bullet” in Berlin, Germany when he showed up wearing a brown SKIRT and matching jacket.
- I guess Brad finally figured out what WE already knew… Angelina definitely wore the pants in that family.
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Kamala Harris' speech writer has resigned after just four months on the job.
- Wait… Kamala has a SPEECH WRITER???
- Talk about a Tiny pair of shoes to fill!
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The band Limp Bizkit has cancelled its European tour over the lead singer's “personal health issues”.
- They didn’t mention what those “personal health issues” were… but with the name “Limp Bizkit”… there are a few things that come to mind.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!
-Dick