Alec Baldwin… who is expecting his 7th Child with his wife Hilaria (and his 8th total) says he has “so many kids” because being a parent is “The Ultimate Journey”.

- Well, that… and - like with guns - Alec has a hard time distinguishing between “blanks” and “live ammo”.

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Amazon is getting into the Medical Business…. On Thursday, the company is expected to announce a $3.9 BILLION deal that will give them a “Physical network” of medical offices and doctors.

- This will be great! All those Amazon Prime trucks you see in your neighborhood can deliver your toilet paper and give you a colonoscopy at the same time!!

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Prince Harry is reported to have completed his autobiography and it’s expected to be out just in time for the Holidays.

- So if your looking for the perfect Christmas Gift for the Queen….. KEEP LOOKING!

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Despite reports that Elon Musk had an affair with Google co-founder Sergey Brin’s wife last December, Elon posted a pic of he and Sergey partying together LAST NIGHT to prove that it’s not true and that they’re still good friends. Elon added that he "Hasn't even had sex in ages (sigh)".

- Then he jumped in his Rocket Ship and left town.

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A survey found that over 85% of Americans experienced temperatures ABOVE 90 degrees this week.

- Luckily, here in Michigan we have an antidote for this kind of extreme weather… its called WINTER.

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A study by Oxford University revealed that chewing gum can sharpen your mental state.

- They say the conclusion was the result of a Double-Blind, Double-Bubble Study.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick