Happy Birthday to Rapper 50 Cent who is 47 today…

- Of course if you factor in inflation… he now goes by the name $1.75.

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WARNING: This story (actually - this picture - may be disturbing to some - not to mention RIDICULOUS - but it IS all over the internet and TV!)

A 28 year old Democrat STATE SENATOR FROM RHODE ISLAND named Tiara Mack posted a campaign video of herself TWERKING upside down in a bikini WHILE ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR HER FOR RE-ELECTION.

- We’ve gone from “The Shining City on the Hill” to “The Big Butt on the Beach”… Am I the only one who’s worried about where this country is headed??????

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As inflation continues to send prices up, some grocery stores have starting putting the same electronic security tags they use on expensive items like bottles of booze, on blocks of cheese as well… to fend off shoplifters.

- If you’re a fan of Velveeta like I am… you know this security move is looong overdue.

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First son Hunter Biden joined his father on the White House Balcony to watch the Fourth of July Fireworks Monday night.

- There was plenty of “Ooohing” and “Ahhing”… and that was even BEFORE Hunter’s Hooker showed up in her “Sexy Betsy Ross” Costume.

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Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot gave a speech calling for an end to the “Toxicity in our public Discourse”… just days after she shouted “F*** Clarence Thomas!” in regard to the Supreme Court ruling on Roe v. Wade.

- Well, as they say, it’s a woman’s perrogative to change her mind! (Although who am I to say what a “Woman” is?? After all, I’m no Biologist…)

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Brad Pitt says he suffers from “Facial Blindness” - a rare genetic condition that makes it difficult for him to recognize people - even family members by their faces.

- Brad’s been married to Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. I’m no Doctor… but isn’t it ODD that someone who is “FACIALLY BLIND” only ends up married to BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE??? How come we don’t see him dating Rosie O’Donnell??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick