The former First Lady of France, Carla Bruni is being called a “racist” by some after she posted an edited photo of Harry and Meghan on Social Media which replaced Meghan Markle with Yoko Ono.

- I’m not a big fan of Meghan… but c’mon! Her singing voice can’t be THAT bad!

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Yesterday, it was revealed that some Classified Documents from Joe Biden time as Obama’s VP were found in a locked drawer in a rarely used office at a Biden “Think Tank” in Washington, D.C.

- I don’t know what’s funnier… the Irony of the situation… or the idea that the “Think Tank” was described as “Rarely Used”.

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The US Government is reportedly considering a ban on GAS STOVES (used by about 40% of American homes for cooking)… claiming that they are a “source of indoor pollution” that - according to the US Consumer Product Safety Commission - may contribute to respiratory illnesses.

- Next Up… They’re gonna teach us how to cook bacon, eggs… and Toast… on the engine of our ELECTRIC CARS!!!!

- Hey… while the Prez is in Mexico, maybe he could work out a plan to eliminate Gas AFTER eating Burritos and Refried Beans??

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Two female best friends who describe themselves as “Platonic Life Partners” are living together after they were each Divorced from previous partners.

- Relationship Experts even have a fancy term for this kind of living arrangement: It’s called “Roommates”.

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One of the many revelations Prince Harry made in his autobiography “Spare” which hit bookstores today: He ended up with a Frost Bitten Penis (or “Todger” as he called it - must be a British thing) during a 200 Mile Charity Walk in the Arctic that left him in great pain during William and Kate’s 2011 Wedding.

- Did he not realize he needed to put on Fur lined underwear when his Wee Willie Winkie started to Wee Willie Shrinky???

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A recent study of U.S. adults over 50 found that those who owned a pet for more than five years scored better on cognitive memory tests than those living without “Interspecies Housemates”.

- “Interspecies Housemates”?? That sounds like a new Reality Show where the Kardashians move in with the cast of “Duck Dynasty”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick