A second batch of Classified Documents from President Biden’s time as V.P. has been found… this time in the garage of one of his homes “Next to my Corvette”.

- So Trump had “Mar a Lago”… And Biden’s got “Car-a-Lago”.

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Scientists from Indiana University report the average age that humans conceive children over the past 250,000 years is 26.9 years old… With the average man becoming a father at 30.7 year old… and women giving birth at 23.2 years.

- BOTTOM LINE: Even 250,000 years ago… Men went for a younger chick in the sexy loin cloth.

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Julia Roberts says she was “Shocked” to find out that her last name is really “Mitchell” after appearing on the Ancestry show “Finding Your Roots”. Turns out her Great, Great Grandmother Rhoda Suttle Roberts had an affair with a married man - Henry Mitchell - after her husband Willis Roberts died… and THAT man is Julia’s Great Great Grandfather.

- Well apparently Julia’s Great Great Grandmother was a “Pretty Woman”, too.

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According to new research, listening to music reduced stress during the pandemic.

- Unless, of course, you listened to “All By MYSELF” by Eric Carmen” or “Every BREATH You Take“ by the Police.

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Archaeologists in Germany have uncovered some of the earliest evidence of the use of clothing, with newly discovered cut marks on a bear paw suggesting the prehistoric animals were skinned for their fur some 300,000 years ago.

- This explains why they saw the “Dittrich’s Furs” sign over the entrance to the Cave.

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An English model whose had 16 breast implant procedures now says that she’s been left in “agony” with severe back pain after her latest operation.

- Well I’m glad she got THAT off her chest.

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Six journalists in South Sudan have been arrested for circulating video that appears to show President Salva Kiir wetting himself at an official event.

- He was giving a speech on “Trickle Down Economics” at the time.

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RIP… Jeff Beck… Jeff Beck, the rock guitarist who rose to fame when he replaced Eric Clapton in the Yardbirds and often regarded among the greatest guitarist of all time, has died at 78 after contracting Bacterial Meningitis.

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RIP… Charles White… the legendary USC running back and winner of the 1979 Heisman Trophy died Wednesday at the age of 64. No cause of death has been released.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick