Former Prez Trump is back in Court in today for day two of his Civil Fraud trial… Yesterday, courtroom staff were seen carrying six big bags of McDonald’s (Trump’s fav) into the courthouse during the lunch break.

- Trump was going to buy Pizza for everyone at the Courthouse… but it turns out Chris Christie had already already snapped up all the pies in NYC for his own pre-lunch snack.

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Hunter Biden was in court in Delaware this morning pleading NOT GUILTY to charges that he lied about being addicted to drugs when he bought a gun back in 2018. That comes after a plea deal fell apart this summer on tax and gun charges. If convicted on all charges… Hunter could face a maximum of 25 years in prison and fines up to $750,000.

- And I’d say the chances of Hunter going to the slammer for 25 years are about the same as the chances that Jack Smith drops all 91 counts against Donald Trump, invites him over for Thanksgiving, and buys him a “World’s Greatest President” Mug for Christmas.

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From the “I Didn’t See That One Coming Department”…

70 year old Vladimir Putin - who has been in office since 1999 - is set to announce that he WILL SEEK another six year term as President of Russia.

- It’s part of his “Make Communism Great Again” program.

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A new report says that more & more “Ant Enthusiasts” in Edmonton, Alberta are keeping the insects as pets.

- It’s not as easy as you think. I had an Ant Farm as a kid. And let me tell you… It was no picnic.

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Vanna White is missing from this week’s episodes of “Wheel of Fortune” because she tested positive for Covid.

- But Pat Sajak says Vann’a turned the corner and will be back to turning letters next week.

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In case you missed it, the Philadelphia Phillies denied an Emotional Support Alligator from entering their ballpark.

- What a croc.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick