It’s Halloween! I’m no Genius… but being a Dad myself, I know what Trick or Treaters like and I’m here for it! In keeping with tradition, I’ll be at my front door tonight, ladle in hand, waiting to hand out a delicious scoop of fresh, hot Chunky Beef Soup to each little ghost or goblin that comes by!!! 🎃👻

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PICTURED: Me gettin’ out of bed on the first morning after retiring. Didn’t have to comb my hair that day! Pretty sharp, huh?

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Americans spent $3.7 billion on Halloween candy last year… and this year is set to go even higher. The unexpected big seller in 2023: Marshmallow Peeps.

- Not making the list again this year: Chocolate Covered Pickled Pigs Feet (Dark Chocolate - if you’re “health -conscious).

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England’s Royal Family claims “ghosts” that haunt many of the families castles and cottages make everyday seem like Halloween. Over the years, members of the family - including Camilla - claim they were terrified when they “felt” or “saw” the ghosts of former residents.

- They say it was almost as bad as their first Christmas with Meghan Markle.

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Question: What was Andy William’s Second Favorite Holiday and Why?

Answer: Halloween! Because It’s The Ghost Wonderful Time of the Year! (Bada Boom)

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Why did Yogi Bear wear a Band-Aid as his Halloween Costume?

- He wanted to go as his friend “Boo-Boo”!

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The Transportation Security Administration says marijuana was discovered in a woman's adult diaper at an airport checkpoint.

- Question: What was the woman wearing at the time? It Depends!!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here tomorrow…

-Dick

Love to my high school sweetheart, first wife and mother of my six daughters, Gail, who we lost five years ago today. Miss you today and everyday…❤️