Citing an “Acute and immediate need”… the Biden Administration will waive 26 Federal laws to allow several miles of Border Wall to be built in South Texas. You might remember, President Biden called Trump’s wall “Racist” and vowed that “Not one foot of wall would be built” during a Biden Presidency.

- Well to quote one of Joe’s favorite expressions, Who’s the “lying’ dog face pony soldier” now??

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THIS JUST IN… Joe and Jill Biden's two-year-old German Shepherd, Commander, HAS BEEN REMOVED from the White House - after biting a 12th White House Staff Member this week.

- The reason they didn’t get rid of Commander when Hunter was living at the White House was that Hunter was always Hung Over and needed easy access to the “Hair of the Dog that Bit Him”.

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According to a WH spokesperson, Commander is not presently on the White House campus while “Next steps are evaluated”.

- “Next Steps”?? If I was Commander… I wouldn’t be accepting any invitations to go Paddleboarding at the Obamas place in Martha’s Vineyard anytime soon.

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According to a new survey, members of Gen Z (11 to 26 year olds) have a bad reputation for having poor communication skills at work.

- It’s true. I stopped at a lemonade stand over the summer… and instead of thanking me for the dollar I paid, the two little kids handed me an iPAD asking if I’d like to tip 15%, 20% or a “Custom Amount”.

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U.S. Congressman Henry Cuellar of Texas was Carjacked at gunpoint outside his Washington, D.C. apartment the other night by three armed gunmen.

- Cuellar said it was terrifying… but he finally understood what the American people feel like ever since the government started trying to take away their Gas Powered Cars.

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Thought looting was just a problem on land? Think again! Residents living on houseboats and yachts in the San Francisco Bay say they have to resort to physically fighting off seafaring bandits who are sneaking up on rowboats and ransackinging their ships.

- Wasn’t it Otis Reading who sang, “Sittin’ on the Dock of the bay… Watching the Pirates-with-my-big-screen-TV-float-away…” ??? Or something like that.

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Scientists report that remote workers can have a 54% lower Carbon Footprint than on-site employees.

- Am I the only one who doesn’t really understand this whole “Carbon Footrprint” thing? I’m still more worried about the effects of guys who wear black socks with shorts and sandals.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick