Aldi Foodstores is opening it’s first ever bottomless Pigs-in-a-Blanket restaurant in the U.K… where you can get an endless supply of Sausages wrapped in Bacon for one low price.

- And that price is: A Heart Attack.

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We’re just 2 days away from Thanksgiving...

Why didn't the Turkey cross the Road?

- He saw what happened to the Chicken.

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With all of the focus on Thanksgiving, let's not forget what comes next... "Black Friday"...the official kick off of the Christmas shopping season

A lot of people don't know this, but on the Friday after the first Thanksgiving, Pocahontas got in a fist fight with a Pilgrim lady at the "Kohl's of Plymouth". They were both reaching for the same pair of Cuddle Duds Flannel Christmas Pajamas... when the fists - and arrows - started flying.

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Over the weekend in Paris, a hat worn by Napoléon Bonaparte sold for $2.1 million at auction.

- Not sure it’s REAL, though, since it had “Make Paris Great Again” sewn into the front of the cap.

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A US Navy reconnaissance jet with nine crew members aboard crashed into water off the Hawaiian island of Oahu on Monday after OVERSHOOTING THE RUNWAY at a US Marine Corps base. Thankfully, there were no serious injuries.

- But, as the air escaped from the plane into the beautiful blue Hawaii waters… there were a lot of “Tiny Bubbles”.

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According to a new survey, 48 percent of Americans admit that they’ve have attended a Holiday party just for the food.

- Yes… and??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick