Harvard will offer a new class next term called "Taylor Swift and Her World" - which will take students on a "Deep dive into Swift's music, lyrics and their impact on today's culture".

- It’ll make a great companion class to this term’s offering “How to Date a Professional Football Player”.

- In the old days, I couldn’t get into Harvard because I wasn’t Smart enough. Now I’m Smart enough to advise my Granddaughters not to take that class.

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Daryl Hall has filed a lawsuit and RESTRAINING ORDER against his long-time partner John Oates in a dispute concerning sales of their extensive music catalog.

- Turns out Oats wanted to Sell the Catalog to some "Rich Girl" and Hall was like, "I Can't Go For That".

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Security footage shows two dogs ripping apart cars at a dealership in Houston, Texas.

- The cars have been repaired, but let's just say that due to some of the Canine Criminals handiwork, the vehicles no longer have that "New Car Smell".

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A Georgia man was taken into custody by Sheriff’s Deputies after he got high on mushrooms, put on a yellow chicken suit and started yelling at passing cars.

- NOTE TO GUY IN CHICKEN SUIT: Next time: Glue yourself to the road and start complaining about CLIMATE CHANGE!!! They’ll LET YOU GO!!!!

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On Friday, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un examined photos from his nation's first spy satellite.

- He was so proud because it only took two weeks to get the pics back now that North Korea has upgraded it's technology to include a new Fotomat Kiosk in the parking lot at the Pyonyang Outlet Mall.

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A recent report says that some stores and chains in the U.K. and Canada are ditching self-checkout machines and returning to traditional cashiers.

- And with all the crime in American Cities these days, stores here are going to ditch BOTH Cashiers AND Self-Checkout Machines to make it easier for the Looters to get to the front door with their Free Stuff!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick