Michigan’s headed to the Rose Bowl where they’ll play Alabama… Washington will face Texas, then the winners of those games will face off for the National Championship! GO BLUE!!!

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Billy Crystal, Dionne Warwick and Bee Gee Brother Barry Gibb were among the five artists named as Kennedy Center Honorees by President Biden at the White House Sunday night. The group was honored for their contributions to shaping the “very soul of then nation”.

- Dionne Warwick said she had “no idea” she was even nominated for the award… which doesn’t speak to highly of her “Psychic Hotline”.

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This week, Slider-fans camped out for twelve hours to be the first people inside the new White Castle restaurant location in Tempe, Arizona.

- Historians say the last time someone worked that hard to get in a Castle, Meghan Markle was trying to get Prince Harry to Marry her.

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Speaking of Wedded Bliss…

Sanitation workers in New Hampshire went digging through 20 tons of trash to locate a resident's lost wedding ring.

- But it was all worth it when they emerged from the dump with the ring… and the bride gave them the finger… ya know… to put it on.

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Washington, D.C., is continuing to see a steady increase in crime with over 900 carjackings reported in the district so far this year.

- Wow… They’re REALLY GOOD at Stealing in D.C.! And now they’ve got all those carjackers, too!

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A stretch of highway in Ohio was closed when two-semi’s carrying candy collided, leaving the freeway covered in Caramel and Chocolate.

- Say, that would make a really good candy bar! I can hear it now… “Get your Twix… on Route 66”

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick