BREAKING NEWS… TOM BRADY IS RETIRING…

AGAIN…

SERIOUSLY…

FOR REAL…

HE’S NOT KIDDING THIS TIME…

STAY TUNED…

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After 3500 episodes dealing with everything from marital strife to addiction interventions to mother-in-law troubles… The “Dr. Phil” show is coming to an end this Spring after 21 seasons.

- I did a phone interview with Dr. Phil one time… To be honest, he didn’t seem like he was in a very good mood. Maybe he was having some Marital Strife… Or addiction issues… Or Mother-in-law troubles… You think?? I mean, he’s only human!

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Major airlines including JetBlue, Virgin Atlantic, and Delta have begun altering their uniform policies for pilots and flight attendants, with many now allowing employees to choose between Women's or Men's uniforms regardless of their biological gender.

- So if your flight attendant offers you “Coffee, Tea or ME??” you might want to make sure “She” doesn’t have an extra “Carry on” under her skirt that you’re unaware of.

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The Tennessee cop fired for having kinky sex with Multiple Officers WHILE ON DUTY told investigators she “cracked” while going through a difficult divorce.

- Tom Brady went through a “Difficult Divorce” - and he may have lost many MILLIONS of dollars in the process and didn’t even end up going to the Super Bowl again… but he DIDN’T sleep with a bunch of other players DURING ONE OF THE GAMES!!!

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According to a new survey, 1 in 5 employees “Hate” their work environment.

- And that number goes WAY UP if you poll the people who work in Kamala Harris’s office.

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A new study says Chimpanzee Teens may not be so different from the human kind… claiming that teen chimps experience the same rapid hormone changes, increased aggression, and competition for social status as typical high school students.

- And, like teen boys, teen Chimps like to Monkey around.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick