Tom Brady posted a pic on Social Media of himself sitting on the corner of his bed wearing nothing but a pair of his “Brady Brand” underwear.
- I’m no divorce lawyer… but when it came to splitting things up, I think Tom should have gotten all the Jerseys and Gisele should have gotten all the under-things.
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President Biden will deliver his State of the Union Address tonight at 9pm.
- Joe says he plans to keep it short as he usually likes to stay home on Tuesday nights and order Chinese.
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Meanwhile… While China continues to insist that the Spy Balloon the US shot down over the Atlantic off the coast of S. Carolina Saturday “accidentally veered off course” - they are also claiming that a SECOND Chinese Balloon currently flying over Central America was ALSO “ thrown off course by weather”.
- Right… I wouldn’t count on them coming clean about the Balloons anytime soon… I think this is what’s known as an “Ancient Chinese Secret"!!!
- Ironically, the Balloons are the first things to arrive in the U.S. marked "Made in China" that didn't stop working five minutes after they showed up.
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A Japanese zoo said it has solved the mystery of a Gibbon who became pregnant while living ALONE in an enclosure… with NO MALES allowed in or out. Turns out there was a small hole in a board at the back of the enclosure which a male Monkey who lived nearby “Used to his advantage”.
- Zookeepers said, “By George, he’s not only Curious, he’s Creative!!!”
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JLo and Ben Affleck appeared to be in a bit of a tiff during the Grammys Sunday night… and the tabloids hired “Expert Lip Readers” to study the video. They say JLo told a bored looking Ben to “Stop” and “Look more friendly”. And an annoyed Ben responded, “I might”.
- But no worries! It’s to be expected!!! I mean THINK ABOUT IT!!!! They got married LAST JULY!! (True!!!) It’s the 7 MONTH ITCH!!!!
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Scientists from the Korea Research Institute of Chemical Technology are developing 100% biodegradable, environmentally-friendly paper straws that don’t get soggy.
- Forget straws… Can’t they figure out a way to keep Cereal from getting soggy the second you pour milk on it??
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Have a great day and I’ll see you b ack here Wednesday!
-Dick