The Toronto Blue Jays new ballpark will reportedly serve Poutine Hot Dogs... which they describe as "A hot dog topped with hash brown potatoes, cheese curds and gravy”.

'Oh Why, Canada?"

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A former Google engineer says that thanks to age-reversing "nanobot" genetic robots, Humans will be able to "heal our own bodies from all diseases" and "Achieve immortality" in 8 years.

- So we’ve finally found a way to Live FOREVER… if our Gas Stoves don’t get us first.

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Elon Musk and 1,000 other technology leaders including Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak are calling for a pause on the 'dangerous race' to develop AI (artificial Intelligence). They fear it poses a “profound risk to society and humanity” and could have “catastrophic” effects as it stops listening to humans.

- On a bright note… You can save 15% or more in just 15 minutes by switching your Car Insurance to Geiko!

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Kim Kardashian has reportedly filed for patents under the name of her 9 YEAR OLD daughter North West for a slew of beauty products including moisturizers, skin serums, and facial oils… leaving many to think the little girl may be about to launch her own Skin Care Line.

- Get ready for “Exfoliate Me Elmo”.

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According to new research… Probiotics, which millions of Americans take to improve their gut health… may actually have the OPPOSITE effect on some people and may make gut issues worse.

- So now we’re not supposed to be “Pro-Biotic”… we’re supposed to be “Anti-Biotic”. Do we need a prescription for that??

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A Houston-based company created a Crawfish flavored ice-cream that has people lined up around the block.

- For the Restroom.

- I had some great Cookies ‘n Cod Ice Cream once but got turned off when I found a bone in the cone.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick