Happy Birthday to Wayne Newton who’s 81 today!!!

Wayne says he’ll celebrate by updating one of his biggest hits to fit his “Senior Lifestyle”… so listen for “Grandpa… Why are you walking so slow??” due out later this week!!!

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Former President Trump is on his way to NYC in preparation for his scheduled arrest tomorrow at 2:15 pm in the Stormy Daniels Hush Money Case… meanwhile Hunter Biden will be in the Big Apple where his latest painting will be on sale at an art show for $$$.

- Hunters paintings sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars and TRUMP’s the one getting arrested???

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According to Senior US Officials… The Chinese Spy Balloon that flew across the US in February DID gather intelligence from several American Military Sites before it was shot down earlier this year.

- Boy… I never saw that one coming!!!

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Despite a wildly successfully early career on the Andy Griffith Show and Happy Days, Ron Howard says he once considered directing Porn movies to earn money to fund his directing debut.

- Thank God he decided against it. It would have KILLED Aunt Bee…

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A new report over the weekend claimed that NO AMOUNT of alcohol is actually beneficial to living a longer life, researchers in Canada came out today saying that enjoying a Daily beer will NOT increase your risk of a premature death.

- So that’s good news, eh, hosers??

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The White House announced that President Biden does not plan on attending the Coronation of King Charles in May, although his wife Jill will go in his place.

- But they say Joe will mark the “Historic occasion” by lunching at Burger King… and then spending some quality time on the Throne.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick