THIS JUST IN… The Secret Service says they’re CLOSING their investigation into the Cocaine found in the
White House WITHOUT IDENTIFYING A SUSPECT. They say they found no fingerprints or DNA and were unable to identify anyone on video footage.

- Wow. It’s like Amelia Earhart and Jimmy Hoffa… I guess some mysteries are just too big to be solved!!

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President Biden took some heat for skipping out on dinner at the G7 summit… the third time he’s bowed out of an important evening engagement with International leaders which critics say make the US look “weak”.

- I say if the other guys want to meet with the Prez, they can show up for the “Early Bird Cottage Cheese & Fruit Plate” at the Lithuanian Big Boy when HE’S ready to eat!!!

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In a speech yesterday, VP Kamala Harris said, “This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.” (TRUE!)

- One. Heartbeat. Away. 😳

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A Long Island man who went viral after video surfaced of him slugging a one-legged man and dancing naked on a Las Vegas poker table claims he’s a mild mannered insurance salesman who lost control after someone spiked his drink at a bachelor party.

- Remember the good old days - before the Internet - when everything that Happened in Vegas, actually STAYED in Vegas??

- On a bright note, he got a job as a dancer in the Chorus Line at the Bellagio! Turns out he’s got great legs!

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An “Unidentified Beaver” that bit an unidentified swimmer in Lake Lanier in the state of Georgia over the weekend has just tested positive for rabies.

- A Beaver with rabies? Dam(n)!

- While the Beaver has not been “identified”… Authorities do not believe it to be “Beaver Cleaver”… or his brother, Wally.

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A man was amazed to find that he accidentally photographed a UFO as he took a selfie in Mexico.

- He was amazed because most of the Aliens have already left Mexico and crossed into the US.

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Monday, the ladies of “The View” weighed in on an article in the NYTimes that called President Biden out for not acknowledging his 7th Grandchild - the illegitimate 4 year old daughter, Navy Joan that Hunter had with his ex-Stripper girlfriend. The ladies said it’s a “Private matter” that's nobody's business.

- And then they spent 20 minutes debating whether Melania sleeps in the same bedroom as Donald.

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Thanks again for all the Birthday wishes on yesterdays blog!

Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick

PS… Good luck to my friend Kevin Hennings down in Florida who is launching his new podcast/Facebook live space at Noon! It’s called “Beating Cancer Today” and you can find it on Facebook under Kevin’s page!! (It will be up to watch after the live event) He’s a retired Marine and Cancer Survivor with an incredible story to tell!