Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his wife Sophie have announced they are divorcing after 18 years of marriage.

- To celebrate Canada’s newly single leader, rumor has it you can get 50% off “Timbits” at participating Tim Hortons locations!

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Individual cigarettes in Canada will now carry warnings such as “Poison in Every Puff” and “Cigarettes Cause Impotence.”

- I would take them a lot more seriously if they weren’t the same country who gave us Poutine.

FYI: If you don’t know… Poutine is French Fries topped with Brown Gravy and Cheese Curds… Yum! 🤢

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President Trump will be in court this afternoon at 4pm to be indicted for the 3rd time - after yesterday’s indictment on 4 charges that he tried to reverse the results of the 2020 election.

- The Left is calling today “Historic”… The Right is calling it… “Thursday”.

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The transcript of Hunter Bidens former friend and business associate Devon Archer closed door testimony to Congress was released this morning… Archer says Hunter put his Dad Joe on the phone with his overseas billionaire associates dozens of time to “Build the Biden Brand”… despite one Dem saying they just talked about the weather.

- Maybe it was “Weather” or not they were going to give the Biden Family lots of money!?!?

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A highway in Arkansas was temporarily shut down when a truck spilled its load of canned Nacho Cheese Sauce across all lanes.

- If only this had been California… they could have called in Erik Estrada and CHiPS!!!!! (California HIghway Patrol.

Personal Note: In her younger days.. My #3 daughter Jill was a big fan of Erik Estrada and had a poster of him as “Ponch” on her closet door when she was a teenager. Speaking of old TV Shows… Here’s something I’ve always wondered about. On the original Hawaii Five O… In the credits, it always said, “And Kam Fong as Chin Ho”. Did they really need to change his name??

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On Wednesday’s episode of “The View”, Whoopi Goldberg got real about “Sex on vacation”… She said doing the horizontal mambo at the beach is “overrated” because your surrounded by water and there’s “resistance”… She went on but was cut off by the producer who went to a commercial.

- I say we give Whoopi an Award. She’s did something we’ve all been trying to do for years. She rendered the other ladies of “The View” Speechless.

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Although school lunches are healthier than they used to be, recent data reveals that as many as 1 in 4 school lunches still have poor nutritional quality.

- But Lunch Ladies still have the Best HAIR NETS on the planet!!!!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick