Former President Trump announced that he will “surrender” to authorities in Fulton County, Georgia on Thursday after his indictment for challenging the 2020 Election results. He is expected to be released on $200,000 Bond… but not before his mugshot is taken.

- They say a picture is worth a thousand words. I’ll bet Trump is gonna make that one worth about a BAGILLION Dollars.

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According to a new CBS/YouGov poll, 71% of Trump voters say they trust Donald Trump to tell them the truth more than they trust members of their own family.

- If you find that hard to believe, you’ve never heard some of my Dad’s stories. I can still hear my Mother saying, “Paul” (or Joe - I never knew for sure which was his real first name), Please STOP telling the kids those made up stories. You know you did NOT Fly UPSIDE DOWN for a HALF HOUR on a flight from Cincinnati to Buffalo during a thunder storm. That’s IMPOSSIBLE!”

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President Biden didn’t make many friends in Maui when he told people who had lost literally EVERYTHING that he could relate because a fire at one of his vacation homes almost cost him his “wife, his ‘67 corvette, and his cat”. BTW… The Fire Marshall in Delaware later said it was a “Small kitchen fire that was put out in minutes”. Then, looking at the boots rescue workers had to wear, Biden also said, “That’s some HOT ground out here, man”.

- The one thing you gotta say about Joe… He’s sure got a way with words.

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Here we go again????

Lionsgate Studios in Hollywood and a College in Atlanta have once again imposed MASK MANDATES and other Covid protocols like social distancing and temperature checks for employees and students.

- I don’t know about you… but the only time I’m wearing a mask again is on Halloween and that’s only because it’s an important part of my “Lone Ranger” Costume.

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California residents faced a double whammy as a 5.1 mag earthquake shook the ground in LA while Tropical Storm Hilary caused severe flooding.

- Hollywood hadn’t been under that much water since Pam Anderson’s breast implants accidentally ruptured while she was running down the beach in slow motion during filming for “Baywatch”.

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Russia's first lunar mission in 47 years ended in failure when their spacecraft crashed into the Moon's surface.

- They knew they were in trouble when someone radioed, "Houstonovich... we have a problem".

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick