Fans of legends like Elvis, Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana are using AI (Artificial Intelligence) programs to “age” photos and see what their favorite deceased celebs would look like today if they hadn’t died in their prime.

- Is it just me or does Diana kind of have a look on her face that says, “Seriously, Harry? Meghan Markle??”

- I’m not buying Elvis with gray hair… I think he would have continued dying it black. Otherwise, his fans would have ended up with… “Suspicious Minds”.

- Wow… Even Marilyn Monroe might have sung, “Botox is a Girl’s Best Friend”.

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Most arm chair quarterbacks are saying that the big winner of last night’s GOP debate was the guy who didn’t show up… Donald Trump.

- This reminds me of my buddy in High School, Bob Bemisderfer who won EVERYTHING… whether he showed up or not. (Okay… that’s not really true. But I thought his ex-wife Alice Bemisderfer - who reads and comments on this blog most days at her home in Buffalo - would get a kick out of me saying that. Go Bills!!!)

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Chris Christie even called Trump “Donald Duck” for ducking out of the debates - a joke that most agree came off as forced and scripted.

- Look for Trump to come back with something like, “When I WIN… Christie will EAT HIS WORDS!!! Knowing him… With a side of Ranch”.

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President Biden’s dog Commander attacked yet another Secret Service agent this week - the eleventh time the First Dog has bitten a member of the White House Staff.

- Wow… Senator Menendez has been indicted… Hunter Biden’s been indicted… and former President Trump’s been indicted. Maybe it’s time to indict the Dog??

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Michelle Obama made a cool $741,000 for a ONE HOUR speech about “Diversity and Inclusion” at the “Bits & Pretzels” Festival in Germany on Monday.

- The Obamas say they’ll bank $740,000 of it… and spend the extra Grand on Obamacare.

- Wow. How can Germany afford that?? Even Eva Braun didn’t make that kind of money!

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The great debate over Dem. Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer’s decision to cave to John Fetterman’s desire to wear a hoodie-and-shorts to work has been decided by a unanimous vote in the US Senate… reinstating the Formal Dress Code.

- Good! Now we can get back to the work of figuring out how much more money to send to Ukraine!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick