Huge night for Trump as he crushed the competition in Iowa… getting 50% of the caucus vote… a record setting 30 points more than his nearest challengers Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley who came in 2nd and 3rd respectively with 21.2% and 19.1% of the vote. Vivek Ramaswamay… who came in a distant, but respectable 4th, with 8% of the vote, dropped out of the race on the spot and threw his support 100% behind Trump and asked his followers to do the same.

This Just In… Former Arkansas Gov. Asa Hutchinson has just announced that he is dropping out of the race for the Presidency.

This Also Just In… I had no idea Asa Hutchinson was STILL IN the race for the Presidency.

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Speaking of Winners… Congrats to my home team Buffalo!!!!

The Bills demolished the Steelers yesterday 31-17 in their snow-postponed game in Buffalo. Meanwhile the Divisional Playoffs are set with the LIONS slated to play the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on Sunday January 21st at 3pm! GO LIONS!!!!

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Jason Kelce who plays for the Philadelphia Eagles and is the older brother of Taylor’s Swift’s Boyfriend, KC Chief’s tight end, Travis Kelce, announced last night after his team lost to Tampa Bay 32-9 that he is retiring after 13 seasons.

- Jason and Travis both have won Super Bowl Rings… but only one is about to present a certain Billionaire Musician with a different kind of ring this summer 👀!

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Elton John added another feather to his Duck-billed cap last night… when he became part of an elite group of 19 perfomers known as EGOTS… Those who have one an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony. At last nights Emmy’s, Sir Elton won for “Elton John: Farewell from Dodger Stadium”. He wasn’t there to accept the award because of a knee operations… but “screamed” when he heard he’d won.

- And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time til touchdown brings him round again to find. He’s not the man they think he is at home. Oh no no no. He’s an EGOT, man!

With his EGOT stature, John joins - among others - Mel Brooks, Andrew Lloyd Webber and Whoopi Goldberg, who are also EGOTS.

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80 year old Climate Czar John Kerry is stepping down from his role to help 81 year old Joe Biden’s re-election campaign.

- I guess they decided they needed to bring some “Young Blood” on board to freshen things up a bit.

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A new study revealed the best teas for constipation... and the winner is: Organic Senna Tea.

- Too bad Maxwell House Coffee already trademarked that theme line… “Good to the Last Drop”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick