It's National Thesaurus Day! And I for one am not only excited to celebrate... according to Roget, I'm thrilled...stimulated...frantic...delirious... crazy... titillated...overjoyed...jazzed... stirred up... giddy... and positively aflutter!
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Kanye West announced that he's had all of his teeth REMOVED and replaced with $850K TITANIUM dentures that are "More expensive than Diamonds".
- His mouth is now worth $850 Grand... and his ex-wife Kim Kardashian had her rear-end insured for $21 MILLION dollars. When those two die eventually… their kids are gonna have a heckuva time making heads or tails of their finances.
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Lake-effect snow is threatening to disrupt the Buffalo Bills yet again as they prepare to host the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday in the divisional round.
- Let me tell you a little secret about Buffalo... It NEVER stops snowing in Buffalo. Never.
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A German man broke a Guinness World Record when he downed a cup of coffee in 3.12 seconds.
- Boy, the Germans are getting soft. In the 1930's, they could've downed a whole POT of coffee in 3 seconds and marched their way across Poland AT THE SAME TIME.
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A new study finds that drinking 100% Fruit Juice can lead to weight gain.
- A similar study found that dating O.J. ... can lead to an early death.
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A survey of food delivery orders by GrubHub.com found that the third most-popular food to be delivered in America in 2023 was.... Hash Browns. Coming in at #2: Cheeseburgers and the most ordered item in the country was... "The Burrito Bowl".
- I thought the Burrito Bowl was the College Football game they play on Cinco de Mayo.
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60-year-old Brad Pitt & his 32-year-old girlfriend Ines de Ramon were spotted on a rare date night at a Gallery in Beverly Hills, California.
- Wow. That’s a 28 year age difference! That means Ines was only five and starting Kindergarten when Brad was divorcing Jennifer Aniston to marry Angelina Jolie! Time flies when you’re having fun!
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!
-Dick