The UN is holding an emergency meeting this morning after Iran's unprecedented attack against Israel yesterday... Israel vowed Iran "will pay" for firing a record 180 Missiles - the largest single attack since World War II according to military experts - and says retaliation will come “swiftly”. Stay tuned...

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So... Did you watch it? Last night's Vice Presidential Debate between Tim Walz and J.D. Vance? What did you think? I thought Walz did better than expected. Vance was cool and seemed very confident. Walz got better as time went on - with help from the moderators who were - once again - firmly on team Harris. Thoughts??

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Meanwhile... Shocking allegations out of London's Daily Mail this morning... Vice President Kamala Harris's husband, First Gentlemen Doug Emhoff allegedly assaulted an ex-girlfriend in May of 2012. According to three witnesses, Emhoff allegedly slapped the woman in the face "so hard it spun her around" when he became angry that she was flirting with another man while they waiting in a Valet Line at a Film Festival Event in Cannes, France.

No comment yet from the Harris campaign…

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The White House celebrated former President Jimmy Carter’s milestone centennial birthday yesterday by placing a giant “100” sign on the WH North Lawn.

- But there was a tense moment when Joe Biden walked across the lawn saw the sign and started yelling... 100? I'm 100?? Boy… that was a longer nap than a I thought.

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An 81-year-old model fell short in her bid to become the oldest Miss Universe contestant after competing in the South Korean pageant against much younger rivals. Choi Soon-hwa lost to a 22 year old... but did walk away with the "Best Dresser" Award.

- You know what they say... Always the Grandmother of the Bridesmaid. Never the Grandmother of the Bride!

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An unidentified buyer at a Charity Auction in Texas paid $4000 for a guitar once played by Taylor Swift... then promptly smashed the guitar to bits. Why you ask? He said he was, “Trying to be funny”.

- Pretty expensive joke. $4000.

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66-year-old Madonna posted photos with her new 28-year-old boyfriend, Jamaican soccer player Akeem Morris.

- Madonna says their relationship works great because A) Akeem’s young. and B) Unlike the Soccer rules, Madonna lets him use his hands during their games.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick