With less than two weeks to go until Election Day... the gloves are officially off with both campaigns fighting to get out their final message and land their final blows against their opponent. As of this writing… Pundits say the race is pretty much too close to call.

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A CNN legal expert says that President Biden's comments about locking up former President Trump were “profoundly stupid.”

- Well that’s always been my motto. When I’m going to be ”stupid" I alway try to be “Profoundly Stupid".

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A study of 1,000 adults from seven swing states found that 61% of parents are worried about whether their children will be able to buy a home as they get older.

- The the other 49% just opened the door to the basement and yelled down, "Hey... Don't forget. Rent due on Friday.”

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Arizona has seen the steepest housing cost increase at 38%.

But it’s a dry housing cost increase.

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The first 22 seasons of the popular “Pokémon” series have found a new streaming home for free in the United States.

- Thank goodness! I'm a big fan of Pikachu but I'm only through season 15 and I'm tired of paying an arm and a leg for it!

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According to a new book, John Lennon once had “loud, raucous sex” with a woman at a party — and his wife, Yoko Ono, could hear the entire ordeal.

- Well I “Imagine” that didn't go over too well.

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A recent survey from Realtor.com reveals that about 23% of Americans say Politics influence their decision on where to live.

For example… If you’re conservative, you tend to live in suburban and rural areas, and if your Liberal - you threaten to leave the Country if Trump wins.

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A Malaysian woman who took care of her bedridden husband for six years following a car accident recently announced that he divorced her and married another woman following his recovery.

She made his bed. And now he's gonna lie in it with someone else.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!